My mom is not much of an email forwarder. It has to be pretty funny for her to pass something along. I guess this is just our sense of humor, but I thought this forward was pretty darn hilarious. Also, I just like random thoughts...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure
I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
rest of the day..
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I
did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
know what time it is.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -
but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet
away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
Luckily, I don't have to worry too much about alarm clocks these days, but I am sure my kids wake me up more than any alarm clock ever did.
Back to some photos...
I spent a beautiful, fall afternoon with some more little boys last week. I chased them around like crazy and tried all the tricks in the book. They were some tough customers, but I got some great shots of them whether they knew it or not.
I mentioned Di a few weeks ago in the post about Stella & Dot Jewelry. She is a great friend of mine from college and we have had many fun times together. I loved being able to capture this fun age of her boys for her and her hubby, Billy.
Love, love, love this image.
We had to pull the suckers out pretty quickly. Bribery is always best.
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